1 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:05,640 Thank you all for coming at such short notice. 2 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:07,440 It means a lot to me that you're all here. 3 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,440 -This is going to be good. -Tjaart, sit. 4 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:12,840 So, I found out some news about myself. 5 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:13,840 Yeah. 6 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:17,320 And I'm super excited to tell everybody because, you know... 7 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:20,880 I think they're finally going to get me. 8 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:24,480 I have something very important I need to tell you all. 9 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:27,840 I wanted to come out to all of you, my colleagues, 10 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:29,760 and my dear friends first. 11 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,840 I told you. 12 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:35,280 So, I've recently been diagnosed... 13 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,200 with adult ADHD. 14 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:42,560 Yeah, it's a very serious condition 15 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:45,160 that explains a lot about my childhood. 16 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:47,880 We thought you'd say something a bit more exciting. 17 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:49,720 Oh, okay. Why? What did you think? 18 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,800 We all thought you'd become a gay. 19 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:54,120 Oh, no. My sexual preference has nothing to do with this. 20 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,680 -So you are a gay? -No. 21 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,320 It doesn't matter if I am or not. 22 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:59,960 -Does ADHD give you gayness? -No! 23 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,960 -Are you serious? -Answer the question, Kayle. 24 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,880 There aren't that many gays in Klerksdorp. 25 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:05,600 We don't have that exposure. 26 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,840 There are loads of homosexuals in Klerksdorp. 27 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:08,920 Ah, you'll know. 28 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:10,880 And they're probably closeted homosexuals 29 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,520 because of the stigma that goes with the Afrikaans community. 30 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,040 -So it's the Afrikaners' fault again. -So you are a gay? 31 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:19,360 No, I'm a straight man with ADHD! 32 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:20,880 -Okay. -Okay? Attentive... 33 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:25,440 Deficit. 34 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:28,040 You see, I struggle to concentrate! 35 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:29,680 Bud, we all struggle to concentrate. 36 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,440 No, but the doctor said me more. 37 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,880 Me more, me more, me more! 38 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:38,760 Guys, what Kayle's trying to say is, he's a bit... 39 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:39,840 So, if he starts to... 40 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,880 Speak to him nice and slowly. 41 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:45,520 So, what do we say to Kayle? 42 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:49,160 Well done, Kayle. 43 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,960 Damn waste of time. 44 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,720 Another alphabet illness. 45 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:30,600 There's the boss! 46 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:34,520 There he is! 47 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,360 Flip Bosman! 48 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:45,720 Let's go! 49 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,080 Salute! 50 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:56,200 Boss! 51 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,640 Comrade. 52 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:01,360 Exceeding expectations! 53 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:04,360 Thanks, Boss. 54 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,760 For you, Bossman. 55 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,200 What's going on? 56 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,520 Oh, you don't know? It's performance review day. 57 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:18,480 Yeah, it's the most important day of the year. 58 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,720 Okay, but why does it look like a party? 59 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:24,320 He takes bribes for exceeding expectations reviews. 60 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,800 Exceeding expectations! 61 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,360 This is so wrong. 62 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:41,920 Hey, if I have to exploit my culture for a bump in salary, so be it. 63 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:42,960 Hey! 64 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,240 Is there more? Yes! More! 65 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,040 Margate! 66 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:49,840 eDurban! 67 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,320 More, more, more! 68 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:52,440 Wow! 69 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:55,480 Wow. 70 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:01,520 Performance review day is simply my favourite day at work. 71 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:02,600 Fact. 72 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:03,920 I've handled it for years, 73 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:07,520 but I had to be a bit more subtle with the old boss. 74 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:11,360 But now, the cat's dead and the mouse is... 75 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,480 boss! 76 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,280 It's innocent fun. 77 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,480 Everyone wins! 78 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,680 Unbelievable. Thank you. 79 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:20,920 Okay, I'm ready for you. 80 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,400 Next. 81 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:23,400 Good luck. 82 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,880 Exceeding expectations-- 83 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:28,840 Yeah. 84 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:30,800 Next! 85 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:35,760 Limited edition, 1931 model built to scale. 86 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,200 Oh, wow. 87 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:40,200 Joubert, feel free to land at exceeded expectations valley. 88 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,280 -Next! -God save our gra-- 89 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:46,600 Nope. No, no. 90 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,680 Dutch liquorice! 91 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,160 From your ancestors. What? 92 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:51,200 I don't know, Flip. 93 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,160 You never give me exceeding expectations. 94 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,280 Do I look like a dolphin? 95 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,760 Do you know how salty that stuff is? 96 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,480 No. Meeting expectations. 97 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,080 -Again. -Yup, again. 98 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,120 Flip, you can wash his crappy sweets down... 99 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,800 -with a golden cold one! -Exceeding expectations! 100 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,320 I'll put it at the king's feet. 101 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:12,960 Oh, thank you, Beerman. 102 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,360 My lady. 103 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:19,760 Can I please have an actual performance review? 104 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,240 What? 105 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:22,200 A what? 106 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:23,880 I'd really like to know how I'm doing. 107 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:27,880 I'll tell you how you're doing. 108 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:30,320 You're not exceeding anything. 109 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:31,680 Sir! 110 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:33,440 Miems! 111 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,360 Exceeding expectations! 112 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,320 I came to work here to put polony back on the map, 113 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:43,480 to change the world, and to move on to something way bigger. 114 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:47,600 And I've basically done none of that. 115 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,960 It's way more difficult than I thought. 116 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,000 I need a performance review. 117 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,360 There's a huge chocolate in my drawer if you want to give it to him. 118 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,680 No, thanks. I'm not doing that. It's stupid. 119 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:03,960 I think if you do this right, it can actually motivate the staff. 120 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,640 -Yeah. -I mean, this is just bribery. 121 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:08,800 Yeah, you're right. This is just stupid. 122 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,280 A lotto ticket? 123 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:12,320 Exceeding expectations! 124 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:16,400 I might be a millionaire. 125 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:17,680 I can build the rugby field. 126 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:25,040 I'll keep this short. I need your help. 127 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,840 You have two saved messages. 128 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,000 First message. 129 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,600 Hello, Mr Headmaster. 130 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:35,200 I was a naughty, naughty girl. 131 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,640 Teacher sent me to your office because my skirt is so short. 132 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:43,160 Please don't tell my parents. I'll do anything. 133 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,360 -Yoh. -Wow! 134 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,400 That was Martie. 135 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:50,240 Flip, you filthy man. I didn't know you had it in you. 136 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:51,680 School principal? 137 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,960 I bet she looks damn hot in a school uniform. 138 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:54,920 Okay, Tjaart. 139 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:55,840 Naughty. 140 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,160 The love of my life isn't naughty. 141 00:06:58,840 --> 00:06:59,800 No. 142 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,400 Second message. 143 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,040 Flip, hi. 144 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,720 Just ignore that message, please. 145 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:09,280 It was a... 146 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,040 It was a pocket dial! 147 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:15,080 I was reading an erotic novel out loud. 148 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,400 But don't come over, okay? 149 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,560 Whatever you do, don't come over. 150 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:23,400 So now that you've heard that, here's my question. 151 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:25,880 Should I be worried... 152 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:26,880 -Yes. -Yeah. 153 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,440 ...that she's reading an erotic novel while we're dating? 154 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,720 Flip, your girl is cheating on you. 155 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:34,240 What? 156 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:38,160 Maybe that happens in your culture, 157 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,520 but the Afrikaner learns from his mistakes. 158 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:41,560 She won't do it again. 159 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,800 No, no, Flip. You need to have a conversation with her. 160 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:47,320 I ask my male friends for help and you come with advice for women. 161 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:48,400 Needs improvement. 162 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:51,640 For the record, romance novels can only help in the bedroom. 163 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,640 I encourage my wife to read them. 164 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,760 Again, probably a cultural difference. 165 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,600 Flippa, I don't think she's cheating on you. 166 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:00,520 I think it is possible that she read that erotic novel out loud 167 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:03,160 and accidentally pocket-dialled you. 168 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:05,640 But there's one way to find out. 169 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:08,320 We could secretly pop around there. 170 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,800 Okay, cool. 171 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:10,760 Yeah. 172 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,520 Thank you, Tjaart. A man with common sense. 173 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:13,720 The rest of you, out. 174 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:17,240 We'll prove that the love of my life wouldn't cheat on me. 175 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:19,480 I can't deal with your negativity! 176 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:21,680 It's the best day of the year at work. 177 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,400 Yup, she's cheating on him. 178 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,000 Seven million percent. 179 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,640 But you need to realise these things on your own. 180 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:31,240 And it's my job to bring him to that realisation. 181 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:33,800 Bitch. 182 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:38,200 Flippa, we're going to prove that she's become the angel she is 183 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,880 after cheating on her husband many times... 184 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:45,560 which led to the divorce she's going through now. 185 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,360 Which led to the... 186 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:52,960 relationship that you're in where you don't see other people. 187 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,480 Yup. 188 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:55,920 So, yes... don't worry. 189 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:57,160 I'm not worried. Let's go. 190 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,920 People, a situation has come up that needs my attention. 191 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:06,720 So unfortunately, I can't do the performance reviews. 192 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,760 So, I'll tell all of you... 193 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,680 exceeding expectations! 194 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,280 -Yes! -Nice! 195 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:17,240 Flip, I thought it might be best if we did the reviews properly. 196 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:19,360 Yeah, I can take care of it for you. 197 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,280 Well, I already have my gifts, 198 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,200 so go for it, Joubert! 199 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,920 -Okay. -Proud of you! 200 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:27,240 Hey, everyone! 201 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:29,280 Big man Joubert over here 202 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,360 says he wants to do the reviews properly. 203 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:34,880 So, assess everyone and give me the results. 204 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,360 -No. -Hey! 205 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,440 He's the boss now. Complain to him. 206 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:40,440 So... 207 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:44,200 Judas. 208 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:48,440 What? 209 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,600 What? It's a good idea. 210 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,960 Bud, why are we parking so far away? 211 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:01,040 Oh, sorry. 212 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:02,960 There she is. 213 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,560 Thanks for helping out so quickly. 214 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:06,240 Uh-oh. There's a guy. 215 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:07,480 It's always nice to see you. 216 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,320 He's huge. 217 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,360 He's not that huge. 218 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,360 He's just a professional. Look, he has a toolbox. 219 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,440 Maybe an overnight bag. 220 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:19,120 No, his van says he's a plumber. 221 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,400 Yeah, maybe he serviced her pipes. 222 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,480 And she said her stomach was upset, so it makes sense. 223 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:25,120 And he's not a headmaster. 224 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,560 So... set, point, match. 225 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,000 Okay, sorry. 226 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,640 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 227 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:32,720 What the-- 228 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:34,920 Look at this pervert. 229 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,600 Bud, I've got my knuckle duster. Let's fight him. 230 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,240 No, wait. Relax, relax, relax. 231 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:42,480 Hey! 232 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,520 Hey! 233 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:50,000 Is there a reason you're spying on my girlfriend? 234 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,640 Who's your girlfriend? 235 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:52,720 You go first. 236 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,720 No, he's got a knuckle duster. You go first. 237 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,520 Martie. 238 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:58,640 Martie? 239 00:10:58,640 --> 00:10:59,560 Yes. 240 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,920 Who lives here? 241 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:03,200 Yes. 242 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,120 In the beige house? 243 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:06,480 Yes. 244 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,840 What do you do for a living? 245 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:11,920 I'm a headmaster. 246 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:21,120 Flip, the headmaster from the phone call. 247 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,200 Yes, Tjaart. 248 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,400 -Nice, Kayle. -Okay. 249 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,120 I just want to say, I'm very happy you're doing this. 250 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,040 I support you in this role. 251 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,960 -Okay. -Let's work together on this. 252 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:37,880 Let's get me to exceeding expectations valley. 253 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,400 Yeah, okay. Right. 254 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,120 I'll go through a few of your questions, 255 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,200 and we'll chat about it. 256 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,640 -Go. -Okay, cool. 257 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:47,880 How do you feel your work influences the general success of polony? 258 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,960 -Yeah. -You said it doesn't. 259 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:51,680 Really? Did I wri-- 260 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:53,160 Oh, I... 261 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:56,840 Sorry, I remember. I was very angry when I wrote that. 262 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,760 Okay, Joubert. 263 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,480 Friend to friend here. 264 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:05,320 I don't feel like my value is seen here, really. 265 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:08,240 You know, Flip never really listens to me. 266 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,280 And Tjaart... 267 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,480 Tjaart is just a flippen Flip fan-boy. 268 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,520 I mean, no one really cares about polony here. 269 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,080 Look at these people. 270 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,120 Joanne... 271 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,640 She writes crosswords all the time. 272 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,720 And Gavin... 273 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,840 Who knows what Gavin does in that corner. 274 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,120 It's actually a little creepy. 275 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,720 And you... you're flirting with Emma all the time. 276 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:29,880 -Wait. No, no. -It's cute. 277 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:32,160 -It's cute. -Hey, hey. I have a girlfriend. 278 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,160 Oh, is that still going on? 279 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,120 -I didn't--- -Yeah. 280 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,600 Okay, well, according to my morals, it's a little sceptical 281 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,400 to be flirting with someone so much. 282 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,760 -As much as you-- -Okay, right. I'll say, 283 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,640 -"Meeting expectations". -No! 284 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,920 Okay, I'm done with this conversation. 285 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:46,960 You know what? 286 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:50,720 I gave up a very good barista job at a seriously reputable 287 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,000 coffee franchise in Cape Town for this job. 288 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,680 Why would you do that? 289 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,640 Okay, well, I didn't get it, but... 290 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,560 I could've and... still. 291 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,160 I'm really trying to give Martie the benefit of the doubt. 292 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,280 She deserves that. 293 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,200 But this guy is... 294 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,800 really convinced that he's her boyfriend. 295 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,680 I'm starting to think that Martie isn't such a nice girlfriend. 296 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:19,520 But... 297 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,520 Okay, awesome, Joanne. 298 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,360 Okay, you haven't filled anything in. 299 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,080 Do you think I'll help you with your plan? 300 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,720 I'm only trying to get the whole office-- 301 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,400 You're just trying to impress a goose. 302 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,480 -No, I'm trying-- -So, review this. 303 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,400 Sit on this. 304 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,080 And give me an "exceeding" or I'll key your bike. 305 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,720 "Exceeding." 306 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,280 -Thank you. -Great. 307 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,920 -Have a nice day. -Congratulations. 308 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:57,720 Hey. 309 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,480 How's it going with the reviews? 310 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,480 Really awful, thank you. 311 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,440 Yeah, I think everyone can take their packages and... 312 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,240 go away, retire. 313 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,000 Okay, but think of it this way. 314 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:17,040 At least you're helping people to be a better version of themselves. 315 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:19,440 Jeez, I highly doubt that. 316 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,160 Oh, well. I appreciate you. 317 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,080 Thank you. Cool. 318 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000 Thank you. 319 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,640 -Okay, nice. -Great. 320 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,160 -I'm looking forward to mine. I'm seeing yours. Now. 321 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,080 I'll see you just now. 322 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,880 Just now... Miss Engelbrecht. 323 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,200 -Yeah, yeah. -Yes. 324 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:44,280 Bye. 325 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,760 Listen, are you sure you're not just good friends 326 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,320 and you just got the wrong idea? 327 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,800 This has faded already, 328 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,320 but you might still see it. 329 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,400 That was a love bite. 330 00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,800 Bud, it was massive. 331 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:00,840 We thought he had cancer. 332 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,000 Was it as big as this? 333 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,400 -Whoa. -Jeez! 334 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,880 You should get to a doctor. 335 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:06,880 I know a guy. 336 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:08,920 Karel... 337 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,880 I think we have the same girlfriend. 338 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:12,960 I think so too. 339 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,680 It hurts, Karel. 340 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,520 -I think I'm having a heart attack. -Bud. 341 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,240 Flippa, Flippa. 342 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,920 Flippa, it's not a heart attack. Your heart is just broken. 343 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,440 I don't like how this feels! 344 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:26,680 No, no, no. Breathe. 345 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,760 Let me get you to a strip club as soon as possible. 346 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,080 What's going on here? 347 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,120 Flip. 348 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,160 Martie? 349 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,840 -Karel? -Baby. 350 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:35,920 Oh, crap. 351 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,240 Bitch. 352 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,920 Jeez. 353 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,040 It's not what you think. 354 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,480 I'm starting to think you're lying to me. 355 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,440 Well, you never asked if we were exclusive. 356 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:52,440 I didn't know I had to ask the love of my life that. 357 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,240 I'm going through a divorce, Flip. 358 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,640 I don't want to be tied down before I'm even single. 359 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,640 What? 360 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:00,720 Are you married? 361 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,440 But you... 362 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:04,000 -This guy? -Hey! 363 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,320 Alright, time to choose. 364 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,240 Yeah. 365 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,120 Me or... 366 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,600 No, no, whoa. Please don't make her choose. 367 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,080 -I choose Karel. -Don't... 368 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:18,760 Wow. 369 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,200 Come on, Karel. 370 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:26,560 Stay, Karel. 371 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,200 -Karel, stay. -I'm going. 372 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,280 Stay. 373 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,800 -Flippa, just say-- -Stop him! 374 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,200 -Flippa, tag me in! -No! 375 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,600 Tag me in, Flippa, when you're ready! 376 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,080 -Come out! -Come to the back door. 377 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,720 There isn't a back door. I-- 378 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:43,920 Tjaart, back door! 379 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:44,920 Back door. 380 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,320 Get the key. I'm stuck! 381 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,480 There goes my heart. 382 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,600 Just because a woman can't control her desire. 383 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,240 If I could give Martie a performance review, 384 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:57,240 I'd tell her that she definitely didn't exceed expectations. 385 00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,440 Below expectations. 386 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,560 Failed with flying colours. 387 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,320 No gift can fix this. 388 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,280 Except if her heart is the gift, 389 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,800 then I might give her an "exceeding". 390 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:12,960 And my heart. 391 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,560 Flippa, come on! 392 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,120 We'll get some ice cream. 393 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,000 I don't want any. 394 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,280 You don't want ice cream? 395 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,160 You always want ice cream. 396 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:30,920 Okay. 397 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,440 Welcome, Emma. 398 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Firstly, you answered all your questions with more than one word. 399 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,000 So you've already exceeded more expectations than you think. 400 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,400 -Thank you. -In your brief time here, 401 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:50,600 you've devised better, more effective social strategies, 402 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,640 and our online engagement is through the roof. 403 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,240 So great job. 404 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,280 -Thank you. -Really. 405 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,000 So, well done! 406 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,240 What? What-- Really? You're not going to be honest with me? 407 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,760 -I am. -Oh, lame! 408 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,040 -What? -You're too soft. 409 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,520 Just be honest with me. No one's perfect. 410 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,600 How am I too soft? 411 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,240 I mean, it's just... 412 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,880 I was hoping for more substantial feedback, that's all. 413 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:17,560 Okay. 414 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,280 Okay, there is probably something you can work on. 415 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:21,880 Hit me. 416 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,320 Okay. 417 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:28,480 I've noticed that you don't do anything from three o'clock. 418 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,560 Because I'm so efficient, I finish all my work quickly. 419 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,640 Yes, that's one way of thinking about it. 420 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:39,600 But that's two extra hours you can give to the company. 421 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,800 And I mean, with ten extra hours a week 422 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:45,680 you can make a huge impact on the sales of polony. 423 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,560 It's not my job to sell polony. It's your job. 424 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,960 Yes, that's right. 425 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,040 But you push the traffic our way. 426 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:57,240 And if I don't have any calls or leads, 427 00:18:57,240 --> 00:19:00,440 and I look over at you and see you're on your socials and not ours... 428 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,040 I get a bit frustrated. 429 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:05,840 Oh, okay. 430 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,880 But it's a time management thing, so... 431 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,120 Yes, that's about it, so... 432 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,840 Sign over there and we'll leave it there. 433 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,240 Who's doing your review? 434 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,920 -I don't need one. -Oh. 435 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,240 Why? 436 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,960 Do you think you exceed expectations? 437 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,200 No, I-- 438 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,000 Okay, I'll ask Flip. 439 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,120 I'll do it. 440 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,280 If you really want to, yes. 441 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,320 Okay. 442 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:45,440 I've noticed that you're done with work by 11 o'clock. 443 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:48,680 And that you nap for an hour after lunch in the store room. 444 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,640 -You use AI to answer your e-mails. -Because it's effective. 445 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,560 I've noticed you eat Kayle's lunch when you think no one's watching. 446 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,720 You leave your phone off the hook if you don't feel like taking calls. 447 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,840 And I've also noticed that you flirt with some of your colleagues. 448 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,160 A lot. 449 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,320 And I mean, yes... 450 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,520 sometimes they flirt back. 451 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:10,520 But the thing is, they're not in a relationship, you are. 452 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:13,640 So... 453 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:17,080 check your performance because maybe you could do a bit better. 454 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:24,480 Have you guys seen a lighter anywhere? 455 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,000 I just had it. 456 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,560 Tell me if you see it, okay? 457 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,000 Where do I sign? 458 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,480 At the bottom. 459 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:46,920 Okay, am I done? 460 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,160 Yes, yes, thanks. 461 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,280 Okay, thanks. 462 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,400 Well, Q, you were right. 463 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,640 My girlfriend cheated on me. 464 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,560 So it's not a cultural thing. 465 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,680 -It's a woman thing. -Yeah. 466 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,600 Q, what did you do when your girlfriend cheated on you? 467 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,960 Went out and slept with all of her friends. 468 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,240 Okay. 469 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,880 -Wow. -I'd also do that. 470 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,080 We're not as different as we think we are. 471 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:35,240 Q, will you sleep with all of Martie's friends? 472 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,120 -No. -I will. 473 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:39,360 Tjaart, don't be a perv. 474 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,400 -Kayle. -Kayle. 475 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,520 Kayle. 476 00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:59,320 Thank you, Kayle. 477 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,840 Exceeding expectations. 478 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,040 Joubert, hold on to what you have. 479 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,240 Yes. 480 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,360 It's beautiful. 481 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,200 It's so rare. 482 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,560 That moved me. 483 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:51,280 That was deep. Do you know Dozi? 484 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,680 -Yeah, man. -That was Dozi deep. 485 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,840 -Well done, Gavin. -Thanks. 486 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:57,880 Yoh. 487 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,240 Hey... 488 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,280 Can we talk? 489 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,680 In private. 490 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,440 Thanks. 491 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,960 Good grief. Do you want to kill me? 492 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,080 No, no. 493 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:34,840 Just switch off. 494 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,680 Oh, nothing really. 495 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,400 He just said he was going home this weekend. 496 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,960 The heart is a Rubik's Cube. 497 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,880 And while you're figuring it out, 498 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:10,080 it's good to surround yourself with people who love you. 499 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,280 Until five o'clock in the afternoon, 500 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,240 I'm the happiest unhappy man in the world. 501 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,960 -After that-- -After that... 502 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,200 I'm taking you to the strip club. 503 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,440 No. 504 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,240 Come on, Flippa. You never say yes. 505 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,000 No. 506 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:30,880 Okay. 507 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,600 Let's get a bottle of brandy, crack it open, 508 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,080 and sit on the roof of my Tazz at the dam. 509 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,480 Nothing matters anymore. 510 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:38,520 Flippa. 511 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,160 Patat might be there. 512 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,360 He'll take us on the fast boat. 513 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,000 Throw some firecrackers from the boat. 514 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,280 Black widow. 515 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,840 The fish don't stand a chance. 516 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,560 There's my Flippa. 517 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:55,760 I'll get my keys. 518 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,440 Surround yourself with people who love you.